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Jan. 31st, 2010 @ 11:21 pm So Shiny
Current Mood: tired
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Hey guys. I've updated my website to look very shiny. Let me know what you think. I've got a bunch of new content on there, including two short stories you may not have read and discussion of my kung fu game.

I'll get onto other pressing matters... tomorrow.

(PS The RSS isn't working yet. Such is life.)
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Ed Norton
Dec. 25th, 2009 @ 07:13 pm So I got...
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... a martial arts Stikfas dude
... Thurn and Taxis
... Kistna after shave balm from The Body Shop
... Matt Moran cookbook
... the latest Terry Pratchett book
... Dendy Cinema membership
... some gift cards.

Karly was very excited by her Kindle. It's a pretty neat gadget. I might get my own. Karly got a cool book (of the dead tree variety) on knife-work in cooking. Must steal it.

What did y'all get?
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Ed Norton
Nov. 15th, 2009 @ 09:48 am eBook readers
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Hey guys. I'm thinking about getting Karly (i.e. Karly and I) an eBook reader for Christmas. Does anyone have any recommendations/anti-recommendations? I'm especially looking for Australians, since things are different in Australia vs the US. We have PCs and not Macs, if that makes any difference (plus wireless in the house).

Amazon's Kindle looks kinda neat, what with the wifi and massive collection of books. However Australians pay more for it (the books and the device), and there's lots of concern over DRM and the like.
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Ed Norton
Sep. 20th, 2009 @ 11:31 pm Destressing dinner
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Karly is organizing a conference and it kicks off tomorrow. To help her relax before it all, I offered to cook a fancy meal. Here's the menu:

  • (Starter) Roast tomato and mint soup

  • (Mains) Pan-fried chicken with a polenta crust, roast maple pumpkin slices and a potato-and-sweetcorn mash.

  • (Dessert) Fig, honey and ginger icecream, with baked caramelized wonton sails and a chunk of homemade honeycomb.



It turned out pretty well. The mash was disappointing (I blame Jamie Oliver). The soup was tasty. The pumpkin was the epitome of deliciousness-is-inversely-proportional-to-healthiness. Honeycomb was fun to make and came out nicely (It actually tastes like honey!)

I can provide recipes if anyone is interested.
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Ed Norton
Apr. 18th, 2009 @ 04:43 pm Delicious
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My tomato plant finally produced a tomato, with not much time to spare before winter. It was delicious! My cucumber plant is a sporadic little bugger - he'll not do anything for forever, then the next day, new cucumbers everywhere, but then they grow to be retarded. I've gotten a few goods ones and they were also delicious.

It's cliched, but there's nothing quite like eating your own home-grown produce.
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Ed Norton
Dec. 7th, 2008 @ 08:40 am Strange logic
I have my beasty machine installed with Vista for the sole reason of games. Otherwise, I'd be on Linux. But there's a certain sense of irony that the easiest way for me to program computer games is in Linux. Made stronger by the fact that I bought a laptop yesterday and it'll be easier to develop games on that than my beasty machine.

(In before: Wine, VMs and definitions of irony)
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Ed Norton
Nov. 4th, 2008 @ 09:03 pm Elections
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Honest to god, if you guys don't vote in Obama, I'll give you all such a pinch!
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Ed Norton
Oct. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:31 am A question for all artists/anthropologists
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If I asked a random person in the street to draw a person they'd draw a stick figure. If I asked them to draw the sun, they'd draw a circle with maybe "shine lines" coming out of it. These are a bunch of standard ideograms. My question is: Because these ideograms are based on a visual representation of the object, do all cultures (throughout all time) use the same kind of drawings for the same concept? Or more simply, does everyone use stick figures to draw humans real easy?
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Ed Norton
Aug. 19th, 2008 @ 05:53 pm Finally, I'm back!
After weeks being in the (metaphorical) wilderness, I finally got Internet at home. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

There is much news to impart, but I have to do stuff then go out.
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Ed Norton
Jul. 25th, 2008 @ 08:47 am Grr
I'm still stuck without Internets at my new place. It sucks. Moving sucks, generally. I'm making use of Internet cafes at the moment, which irks me no end.

And last night, my monitor and/or graphics card decided to die. I don't know which because both show tiny signs of life, so I have no idea what's going on. It's more sadness, though.

Anyway, off to work.
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Ed Norton
Jul. 20th, 2008 @ 01:40 pm Moving on up...
For the last two days I've been moving house. It's a bit exhausting but not too bad. Moving into the new house was orders of magnitude easier than moving out of the old one. Everyone has been impressed with our new place, mostly because it's massive and awesome.

Anyway, I've got more stuff to do and these kids in the cyber cafe are annoying.
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Ed Norton
Jun. 29th, 2008 @ 11:17 pm Points
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This week was pretty good - equal with my top scoring week at 75 pts. I could have easily broken a new record by attending a party (25 pts) but I felt too shy and antisocial for that. Which, of course, is the point of the achievement, but yeah. Most of my points were from cheering up a friend (50 pts), and socializing with girls (10 pts). Oh and I got 10 pts for carpooling.

However, I have struck upon a points-scoring hack: Blenders. You see, you can easily make up a smoothie with your daily required fruit intake. Add into that a serve of vegetables for dinner, you only need to snack on a carrot and some celery and that's 5 points in da bag! I might even get fancy and make vegetable-based blended drinks or soups. Exploit!

Some of the things intended to be semi-regular occurences haven't happened at all in the past month. There may be some rescaling soon.

Statistics:
Weeks so far: 4
Highest score: 75 pts
Average score: 55 pts
Lowest score: 10 pts
Total score: 220
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Ed Norton
Jun. 1st, 2008 @ 02:38 pm Legalese
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The legal system seems to me to be like consensual abuse.

I was mostly thinking in the legal fees (abuse of society by lawyers) but I guess the original line applies much more widely.
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Ed Norton
May. 26th, 2008 @ 01:05 am Data mining & Facebook
I reckon you should wander on over to Illuminating Science to see Joel's neat post on data mining Facebook' relationship status information.

Dooo eeeet. *shakes fist*
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Ed Norton
May. 22nd, 2008 @ 05:50 pm Er, No thanks...
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My spam just gave me not one, but two offers for free LASIK evaluation. As in, for free, they shoot lasers into my eyeballs? What could possibly go wrong with that?

It is a bit better than the recent "Update your penis" email. What's that? Are you offering me an iPhone? </apple-stab>
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Ed Norton
May. 7th, 2008 @ 10:49 pm Feels so wrong, but tastes so right
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Today we had a "welcome back" lunch for a guy in my team that I've never met before. We went to the Ironbark Cafe in Manuka, which is a very Australian restaurant. I order the "Australian Tastes plate" which was crocodile, kangaroo and emu (sorry veg*ans), served with a salad made out of Australian leaves and herbs. I had a wild bush lime lemonade, though I should have had the lilly pilly drink. So I basically ate the animals on our national coat of arms, which you can't do in many countries. It felt morally wrong, but it was reasonably tasty.

For the record, crocodile tastes like fish and chicken simultaneously. Kangaroo is like a very gamey steak. Emu is a lame version of kangaroo. The little steak strips came with kipfler potatoes which looked like sausages, but surprised the hell out of me by being, well, potatoes.

Oh, I forgot the best bit: for entree/starters I had this macadamia nut bread. They crush macadamia nuts into something on the shy side of paste, slather it on a half-piece of damper and roast it. Oh gawd. Delicious.

I would blame this outing for ruining my recent good eating (healthy soups for dinner, healthy sandwiches for lunch), but I think it was in trouble anyway after Danielle kept talking about creme brulee and I keep watching Gordon Ramsay for the food.
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Ed Norton
Mar. 21st, 2008 @ 04:36 pm End of an Era
Current Music: Ben Folds - Still Fighting It
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Yesterday I handed in my car to the insurance folk. This is the final step of the process of turning a damaged car into money. My new car comes soon.

I feel a bit off-center. I had gotten my car just as I was leaving Brisbane for Canberra. I was leaving my undergrad days behind and starting on my PhD. I had to leave my friends and old life behind and start anew in a city I'd only visited once for a day.

I called my car Harold, after the chubby old man from Neighbours. Harold wasn't flashy, but he had a gentle confidence. Harold was my first car. I didn't really have that "This is your first car, son" moment. I just sort of took ownership of it.

Harold and I drove out of Brisbane on the way south in February of 2004. The radio was a little weak, so I spent most of the time talking to myself. We drove along the East Coast, stopping off in Port Macquarie for a night. The next morning we made our way through Newcastle and onto Sydney. This was one of the most memorable times of my life - driving down the motorway at 120 km/hr in thick rain that was barely wiped away before the windscreen was blurry again. Traffic was only metres away in all directions. It was delirious, insane and fun. I stopped off in Sydney for a day or so and then onto Canberra. It was the longest solitary drive I had ever done in my life.

Harold was my car whilst I did my PhD. Every day for a year or more we crossed the NSW/ACT border between Queanbeyan and Canberra to go to work. At one time, Harold's engine was having issues which was basically that a cable to a spark plug was dodgy and so the engine was literally not firing on all pistons. This lead to a few hair-raising attempts at getting onto The Roundabout of Death during peak hour with an engine with close to no accelerative ability.

Later, a friend of [info]el_moofo's ran into my car after a very late night watching the World Cup. This began the decline of my appreciation for Harold. After then it was all expensive repairs, nuisances and general idiosyncracies. Then last year, some jerk ran into my car and drove off. That was the beginning of the end for Harold. It took us ages to get resolved, and the final result was that Harold was an insurance writeoff - it was more expensive to repair him than replace him. So now he's being sold for spare parts. The money is going towards my new car, who is yet to be named as I haven't met him in person.

Yesterday I had to drop Harold off at the auto refinishers where we'd visited a few times after his run-ins with silly cars. I cleaned out the cash tray, gave them my keys and then walked away.

You've gotta make a clean break, but I just had to look back once more. Look back at the car that helped me, infuriated me, but took me so many places and looked after me when I was sad. I looked back and this is what I saw.




Harold The Car, 1988-2008


Goodbye Harold you unlucky, unfashionable bugger.
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Hiro
Feb. 10th, 2008 @ 08:25 pm To write and write again
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Tomorrow I'm going on another writing retreat. It'll be familiar enough for me, so while the novelty might not there, I know I can do loads of good work there. I plan to keep you dudes updated. Watch how my writing style changes through the week as I throw off the mathematical/programmatic working-man shackles and become the wild artiste.

I'm thinking of doing a "sentence of the day" - a single sentence I'm really proud of. Feel free to throw questions my way.

I'm getting up to the Blue Mountains by a rental car. It'll have a CD player so I might be driving a fair bit safer (last time I wore headphones - which is conceivably more dangerous, but deaf people can drive, can't they?)

Also on the agenda: Going to Sydney on the Saturday to catch up with Jenny and maybe do some shopping. I have concerns about being in Sydney with my rental car, but oh well.
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Ed Norton
Jan. 31st, 2008 @ 11:00 pm New Computer: Week 1
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So I bought my beasty computer. So far, it's been pretty good. Games work absolutely fantastically on it. Crysis, the current benchmark of PC-killingness, requires a 3.0 rating to run on Vista, and 5.0 to run at recommended specs. My computer is a 5.6. I run it at the "Very High" level of settings and it looks beautiful.

Cut for non-geeks )
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Ed Norton
Jan. 24th, 2008 @ 08:30 am The Result of the Car
So GIO Insurance rang me this morning. The guys at Canberra automotive had done up a quote and it was something like $2000 in parts. Which means my car is a total write-off. GIO are gonna check out market values and all that and get back to me.

This is good because it's a resolution to this silly story. And it means I can get rid of this car (I wasn't especially happy with it the last while). It's inconvenient because I need to get a new car (or hire one for a week) because I'm going on another writing retreat. It's reasonably okay to drive to work in, but dunno for how long (it's been coughing and wheezing for the last little while).
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Ed Norton