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Jul. 12th, 2009 @ 01:04 pm Writing Exercises
Current Mood: curious
Yesterday I submitted my first ever fiction piece for publication. I doubt it will get accepted (it is my first submitted piece, after all), but I figured I should try.

Writing non-fiction is easy for me, but fiction is harder. Much harder. However, as any good writer knows, there are three rules to writing: write, keep writing and write more.

I generally have interesting ideas, but my characterization skills are a bit weak and I'm not terribly good at establishing the setting and atmosphere. To rectify that, I have am working through some writing exercises and thought I would share one with you.

The exercise is to pick up a book at random (preferably one you do not know), pull one sentence out of it and, without referring to the context, write keep writing from that sentence, without stopping, three times, each time taking off in a different direction. The sentence I read at random was:

"A man called Bruno seems to be their most colourful victim. Perhaps he chattered with angels too, so to speak."

So let's see how I handle this.

Playing With Bruno )
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[info]publius_ovidius, posting in [info]write_away
Jul. 11th, 2009 @ 06:30 am How to play with your food
posted by Neil
I'm in Chicago right now, for ALA: the annual meeting of the American Library Association. I've been to a couple of them before and have always had a marvellous time -- once, with people like Art Spiegelman and Scott McCloud and Colleen Doran explaining to curious librarians what graphic novels were and why they should have them in their libraries, another time getting to visit New Orleans for the first time Post-Katrina, when I went to two dinners with Poppy Z Brite, and one of them was the first time Poppy's husband, chef Chris DeBarr, ever cooked for me*.

When I was in Melbourne, five years ago, Poppy was a guest of honour with me, and somewhere back then it was decided that we would be going to Alinea, a Chicago restaurant of remarkable coolness. The years went by and I was never in Chicago for long, and Katrina happened, and once Poppy went back to New Orleans she did not want to leave, but we knew one day it would happen.

And tonight it did. Poppy flew up from Chicago and took me to dinner. It was expensive, and, I only discovered at the end of the meal, Poppy was paying. (This is a big public thank you.)

The service and friendliness and sense of enjoyment from the Alinea staff was remarkable. I've had, on rare occasions, food that was as good, and, rarely, I've had food that was better, but I do not ever recall any meal that was as much fun to eat. 23 Courses (hmm, very illuminati) of things that melted or popped or squrunched in your mouth in astounding ways.

I think my favourite not-actually-putting-something-in-my-mouth moment was when the table was covered with bubbling belching dry-ice smoke, and I asked Poppy very nicely if she wouldn't mind saying, "Tonight, my creature, I shall give you Life!" for me, and, bless her, she did.

If anyone reading this is at ALA, I'm doing two signings at the HarperCollins booth 2011, one at 1.00pm on Saturday, the other on 9.00am on Monday (which should have some amusement value). Also a panel on Monday at 1:30pm on the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund. The rest of the time is filled with interviews, receptions, speeches and such.

I'm actually here to receive the Newbery Medal for The Graveyard Book. Which will be presented on Sunday night, and for which I have written (and already recorded) a speech. (Which will be played if I forget how to talk on Sunday night. It's possible.)

And I want to thank Harper Collins for indulging me, and keeping up the free version of The Graveyard Book on the mousecircus website all that time. You can still listen to (or watch) me read The Graveyard Book, chapter by chapter, across America, at http://www.mousecircus.com/videotour.aspx. You can also buy it.

(And to answer a sharp-eyed questioner, yes, there are a couple of changes in the latest printing of The Graveyard Book; I fixed an error in astronomy I'd made, and a misspelled foreign word, and fixed some paragraphs in the acknowledgments that were truncated in the original US edition.)


(And that reminds me: yes, I will be at San Diego Comic Con briefly on Friday July 24th, to do a panel with Henry Selick about Coraline, and a one hour signing afterwards. I'll be at the Eisner Awards for a bit that night, then will zoom across town to the Benefit concert that Amanda Palmer and Vermillion Lies are doing for the CBLDF.)




*Chris says people have been asking for "The Mezze of Destruction", the code-phrase that tells him they were sent from this blog, at the Green Goddess, and getting special extras -- restaurant Easter Eggs, as it were, and I have been getting happy messages from people who have eaten there who tried it. And, almost needless to say, lived.


Right. Bed.
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[info]officialgaiman
Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 04:58 pm Facts about Rotations
I have two elementary questions on rotations which I couldn't find answers to on Wikipedia.

Working in R^n, if I fix an arbitrary order of the n choose 2 coordinate planes, can I always decompose any unitary matrix as a composition of rotations in those coordinate planes, in the chosen order? Also, if R and U are rotations in two different coordinate planes, can I write RU = U'R' where R' is a rotation in the same coordinate plane as R and U' is a rotation in the coordinate plane as U? References greatly appreciated :)
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[info]swiftset, posting in [info]mathematics
Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 06:09 am Do drivers have a better chance of surviving car wrecks if they're drunk?
Do drivers have a better chance of surviving car wrecks if they're drunk?
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[info]thestraightdope
Jul. 9th, 2009 @ 06:13 pm The Speed of Spam
Long story about why I am using a webmail client... )

Anyhow, today I was cleaning out the Inbox for the addresses-of-questionable-utility. Note: I had my hosting company's spam filter turned on on that Inbox, and it caught zero messages. I had 2595 spam messages. I hit the Check All button. Then, I scrolled down through the list in the (probably vain) hope that if there are any real messages, I might spot them. Then, I hit the Delete button.

When the page refreshed, I had 630 more messages. I did the same for those messages. I had 21 more messages.

I have now turned off the catchall feature. I don't expect this to stop the flood control. In fact, bouncing all of the messages should take more time than filing them. And, I won't have any chance to catch the good-addresses that I didn't know I knew.

I have also resolved to switch hosting companies by the end of next week.

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[info]patrickwonders
Jul. 9th, 2009 @ 04:25 pm Why Wolfram Alpha fails
Mencius Moldbug: “They create an incomplete model of the giant electronic brain in their own, non-giant, non-electronic brains. Of course, since the giant electronic brain is a million lines of code which is constantly changing, this is a painful, inadequate and error-prone task.”

Need to hire a really great programmer? Want a job that doesn't drive you crazy? Visit the Joel on Software Job Board: Great software jobs, great people.

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[info]joelonsoftware
Jul. 9th, 2009 @ 06:21 pm What is a felo-de-se?
What is a felo-de-se?
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[info]thestraightdope
Jul. 9th, 2009 @ 01:11 pm Isaac's Catalog

Isaac has a little catalog in his head where he stores every wrong that has ever been done to him.

  • I: Why does that say Stee Ack House?
  • P: It says Steak House. It is a restaurant that sells steak.
  • I: Let's go buy some steak!
  • P: No, we're not going to buy steak right now.
  • I: Why not?
  • P: Two reasons: first, they are closed; second, it's expensive to buy steak in a restaurant. I think we already have some at home in the fridge.
  • I: One time, Grandma said she had steak in the fridge, and I trusted her. Then, she couldn't find it.

Oh, the humanity.

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[info]patrickwonders
Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 11:10 pm (no subject)
One of those days with lighting out of the Mariner. Hot days on the coast, inevitably, mean wildfires in the interior. Upper atmosphere full of smoke, the light wrong, slightly sinister, particularly looking down the fjord. Out on the Dyea estuary flats you normally want to whirl around in Sound of Music wonder; today it felt exposed, I felt furtive. At dusk, the sky looked like a dusty-skinned grape - the mountains are too close here to ever get real sunsets, but there's one hell of a sunset on the other side of 'em, you can be sure.
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Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 11:47 pm Are you Comix Experienced?
posted by Neil
The next blog was meant to be about reading aloud, but I wanted to blog this rather than Twitter it to make sure that everyone had an equal chance:

Go and read http://savagecritic.com/ (and you need to read both http://savagecritic.com/2009/07/neil-gaiman-at-comix-experience-719.html which is the story behind the signing (and has some photos of me in 1989 with the most remarkable mullet) and http://savagecritic.com/2009/07/neil-gaiman-at-comix-experience-719_08.html which is the facts.

Short version, I'm doing a signing at Comix Experience on on Sunday, July 19th from 11 AM to 12:30 PM. And because time is limited, it's limited to 100 people. Brian Hibbs decided that the easiest way to pick the 100 people was to presell them copies of the WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE CAPED CRUSADER hardback, which will be out then.

Preorders for the book can be taken immediately by visiting Comix Experience at 305 Divisadero St. (at Page) in San Francisco, or by calling 415-863-9258 from 11-7 Monday-to-Saturday, Sundays 12-5, PST.


And my Metamorpho Page with the brilliant Mike Allred is out in Wednesday Comics -- details of what this thing is at: http://comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=21941
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Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 03:43 pm A proof of the Monotone Convergence Theorem
MCT: Let f_n be an increasing sequence of nonnegative measurable functions, bounded above by and converging up to f. Then \int f_n \uparrow \int f.

Cheney (GTM 208) has this proof of the MCT, due to Rudin:
First, f_n < f_{n+1} < f implies \int f_n < \int f_{n+1} < \int f, so lim \int f_n exists and is less than \int f.

Now, let g be a simple function with 0 <= g <= f, and let 0 < \theta < 1. Let A_n = {x | f_n(x) > \theta g(x)}. Then A_n is an increasing sequence of sets whose union is all of X, so \mu(A_n \cap E) \uparrow \mu(E). Writing g = \sum \lambda_i \Chi_E_i (where \Chi_E is the characteristic function of E), this gives \int g_n \Chi_A_n = \int \sum \lambda_i \Chi_{A_n \cap E_i} = \sum \lambda_i \mu{A_n \cap E_i} \uparrow \sum \lambda_i \mu{E_i} = \int g.

So now we have \theta \int g = lim_n \int \theta g_n \Chi_{A_n} < lim_n \int f_n. Letting \theta approach 1, we have \int g < lim_n \int f_n, and then taking the supremum over all simple functions g < f, we have \int f < lim_n \int f_n, which is the other inequality we wanted.

This is a cute little proof which is substantially shorter and more elegant than most other proofs I've seen of the MCT, but my question is, why do we need this \theta? Can't we just throw it out altogether and work directly with g instead of \theta g?
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[info]llyrfish, posting in [info]mathematics
Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 06:18 pm Why are leases made for 99-year terms?
Why are leases made for 99-year terms?
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[info]thestraightdope
Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 07:45 pm Female Force
It's a warm summer in Skagway, and it's peaking. The past few days have been consistently sunny, with temperatures in the high 80s; as of 3pm today, it's 95 F in the shade. This turns out to be easier on the brain for me than the overcast, long-sleeves weather that's more typical of summer in this part of the world; I get worn out and sweaty quickly, but I feel better about existence, which is a lot more important to my ability to keep moving.

[info]yhlee very kindly sent me a copy of the comic Female Force: Sarah Palin (Bluewater Comics, Neal Bailey/Ryan Howe), the mere existence of which amused me greatly. Sadly, Female Force is a nonfiction series about female USAnian politicians, not superhero fiction; I was hoping for panels with Hillary Clinton going "Cripes! Dr. Terror has released his bionic wolves!!" and Palin is all "Sounds like a job for the Palincopter!!" and Caroline Kennedy kind of scrapes at the ground with one toe hoping that nobody will ask her to use her Aquaman-grade powers. Then Hillary would be all "You're out of line, 'Cuda! Stand down!" and Palin would beam "Make me" as she clambered into the cockpit, and Hillary would be all "Don't you go seceding on us" and Michelle Obama would have to smooth everything over, by which time the bionic wolves would have eaten Ted Stevens. Anyway, the actual comic is nothing like that.

It's kind of an interesting failure. It's only 22 pages long, three to five panels a page; Bailey is clearly very worried about being hung out to dry for one bias or another, and wastes 4.6 of those pages angsting about this in person. The result is big, conspicuous gaps - religion's only alluded to as part of a quote from the SNL skit, many blunders go unmentioned (presumably in an effort to appear even-handed), the text mentions Palin's defeat of Tony Knowles but not her far more significant defeat of Frank Murkowski. (It also uses the phrase 'scenic Wasilla' without a trace of irony.) Moreover, it doesn't really try to convey core things about Palin's role in '08: which portions of the public liked her or didn't, what the political landscape looked like and how she fit into it.

One of the key things that you need in nonfiction is expertise, or at least very extensive knowledge; Bailey doesn't really demonstrate any more knowledge or insight than the average person with a moderate interest in politics and access to Wikipedia. Possibly the target audience is people whose interest in politics is Slight rather than Moderate, possibly because they're fourteen; I dunno.

Good prose nonfiction is far, far more abundant because it's easier: given the way our academic and professional systems work, good writing skills are useful and likely to get developed along the way. Being a good prose writer will advance many careers, and careers are largely what allow people to become experts; being a good comics writer or artist is irrelevant to any career except comics and perhaps a few other media. I think it's fairly telling that the best nonfiction comics that I've read have been either comics-theory (where the expertise comes as part of the package) or eyewitness journalism / oral history (which require little or no expertise).

The alternative for the non-expert non-fiction comic is to blow the reader away with craft and artistry in presenting the basic theme; this is not easy either, and Female Force looks quickly-produced, unambitious and competent but not really attractive.
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Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 09:47 pm Second TC Lispers Meeting

The second TC Lispers Meeting will be July 14th from 6:00pm to 8:00pm. It will be at the Common Roots Cafe on 26th and Lyndale.

Please check out the agenda at tclispers.org, and fill out the Are You Coming? poll over there, too.

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Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 04:46 pm (no subject)
Have you ever done any analysis on the function
K = -4/φ4 (φΔφ - |∇φ|2),
where ∇φ and Δφ are the gradient and Laplacian of φ: R2 → (0,∞), respectively?

Motivation: if φ is a conformal change of the flat Euclidean metric on the plane, then K is the new scalar curvature.

Edit 1: Let U be a compact, connected region in R2. Let κ be a large positive number. How can I determine if the PDE
K = &kappa
has a solution in U? I need that the solution φ is positive, but I don't care if it's unique.

Edit 2: My geometric intuition tells me that if κ and U are both too large, there should be no solution, since then there would be a geometric obstruction, but I need some way of understanding this better. Scratch that: consider stereographic projection of the sphere of radius 1/κ. In coordinates, we can get a conformal change φ of the Euclidean metric. This φ will then satisfy the equation K = κ on the whole plane. Hmmmmmm I don't understand this stuff well at all.

Edit 3: Talking to my friend, I realized I need to formulate this PDE problem better. I'm going to think on this for a few days and probably bug all of you again. Thanks!
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[info]tomtomtomtomtom, posting in [info]mathematics
Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 05:21 pm How can I become Prince of Wales?
How can I become Prince of Wales?
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[info]thestraightdope
Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 09:06 pm (no subject)
Woot! I got my thesis results yesterday and I got a first! Yay :)

Over and out!
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[info]brynushka
Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 12:35 am Why hello thar!
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[info]gillen
Jul. 6th, 2009 @ 04:04 pm What U.S. presidents won in the biggest landslides?
What U.S. presidents won in the biggest landslides?
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Jul. 5th, 2009 @ 08:37 pm (no subject)
We are moving. We have too much to do. It is lame.

On the other hand, we are going to be in the UK for a month around September/early October. I have various family to see, but also I kind of need to see some of y'all. [info]storme, [info]huskyscotsman [info]libellum, [info]awesomelies, we should probably plan things. I will be in Yakutat in a couple of weeks and fuck knows how long it'll take to restore connectivity.

There were two Sarah Palin impersonators in our Fourth of July parade. The better one had the mannerisms and the snowmachine-suit husband and an I Quit sign, which I think demonstrated a highly out-of-character awareness of current events.
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